infant troubleshooting flow for men

Baby:
                        START
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                  ┌--IS CRYING? > ----- NO ----  END
                  |       |
                  |       v
                  |       |
                  |      YES
                  ^       |
                  |       v
                  |       |
                  |      ROCK
                  └---<---┘