Hello? Mr. Pickles, hello?

So I've got my resume on Monster and a couple other sites...and nobody reads your resume, they just scan for keywords. SO I've been called and emailed at least twice a day by recruiters who want to hook me up with a sweet contractor job at...my current employer. Not only that, but its for the team on the other side of the cubewall from me. Funny. It's like, did you read the email? Did you see my profile? Looking for NY, not MN. Ugh.