Even though I am an atheist, my parents are both staunch Catholics, which is why I'm confident in saying that my mother is most likely going to spend some time in the firey nether regions of her unlikely afterlife. She's up here helping Andrea do stuff today, which is a wonderful saintly mother-in-law act of kindness, but when I called to ask her to take Andrea to the grocery store she told me that they were at the hospital because Andrea was in labor. Ha ha! Just kidding! she says.
Straight to hell.
Glad I don't believe in that stuff or else I'd probably be depressed about the state of my own eternal soul.
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